If 1D were edible, they’d be…
So my friend and I were talking. And In my opinion, this is what the boys have amounted to in my head.
Liam would be a churro. Simple, straight forward, and serious on the outside, but full of flavour, is sweet , with a hint of cinnamon-y goodness on the inside. He’s good to everyone around him, trying not to overpower anyone else’s taste, but also trying to stay above the taste bud’s radar. He’s just a good ol’ reliable churro. Churros never steer you wrong.
where’s my headband
Your boyfriend stole it Harry, where else would it be?
How I temporarily lost my new friend.
Me: Harry and his fucking Headscarf, lookin’ like an expensive hobo.
My Friend: Which Harry?
Me: Harry Potter.
My Friend: Really?
Me: No, Does Harry Potter ever wear headscarves?
My Friend: Oh. Which Harry?
Me: Harry Styles, obviously.
My Friend: Oh. Who’s that?
Me: Harry Style!! Hazza! Louis’ Boyfriend? Curly! Haz! From One Direction?
My Friend: ??? <Insert Confused face>
Me: You Uncultured Swine! You and I are no longer friends.
And that’s how I lost my friend for a good 8 days. Jokingly of course. Right… Jokingly.